Word of a second mistress circulated today, which many observers suggest is the reason for the abrupt cancellation; Previously, voters learned of a sex scandal with a combat veteran’s wife on Friday.

Apparently there is another mistress. She became enraged when she heard about Cal Cunningham’s other sex scandal, and is ‘devastated:’

This second allegation has less teeth in terms of substantive proof. However, dropping out of The U.S. Senate town hall is a big deal. It’s one of the largest events, and to back out at the last minute is unheard of.

Fake polls explode on the scene in an effort to save the candidacy.

Earlier, the Democratic establishment steamrolled another viable candidate.

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